About Me

My name is Margaret Eugenia Wiesenthal, queen of Gallowmere. (We share a border with Scotland.) On May 11th, I was born in the city of [REDACTED]. If you actually knew me, you would instantly tell that's all bollocks. Did you really think I would tell you where I live? Don't be so credulous. Now all you fine lads, lassies, and other subjects, please check below.

Oh yes, a link. Legend has it that it cures smallpox!